Japan's hidden army

http://darkdiamond.net/web-notes/live-sized-gundam-nearly-complete-slow-diamond/

Japan just finished building a full sized gundam "replica" and me and Micheal Gibson have come to the conclusion that it is in fact NOT a replica. Instead, it is the beginning of their anti-nuke army. I give it a year before that thing takes one step and blows something up.

Now that is some awesome stuff right there. But Godzilla will tear it down once he comes out of retirement. *hears Godzilla* IT GODZILLA!!!

JackyTrekker wrote:Now that is some awesome stuff right there. But Godzilla will tear it down once he comes out of retirement. *hears Godzilla* IT GODZILLA!!!

I dont think Godzilla can survive an army of giant robots built with the capacity to level cities faster than her.

Godzilla has radiation breath though. Nothing can survive his radiation breath.

JackyTrekker wrote:Godzilla has radiation breath though. Nothing can survive his radiation breath.

But the gundams can survive nuclear blasts...Explosions that come from a nuclear bomb give off quite a bit of radiation and I dont recall them ever being harmed by anything after the initial explosion of a bomb.

Also, a gundam has a few choices.

A) Kill Godzilla using a beam rifle. The range of a gun is greater than a cone-shaped blast radius of a breath.
B) Fly or run in, strafe to the side of any breath attacks and grab Godzilla by the neck, snap it and walk away.
C) Variant of B where the Gundam uses a beam sword and slices through Godzilla like melting butter

Dude, you did not get the gist of that original joke at all. It's my fault for expanding it though.